Caveat (for reading a poem at a spoken word event)
Warning:
I am going to read a poem. It may be metered at times.
Warning:
It is not in first person. You is.
Warning:
It may be too masculine for some of you.
Warning:
It is not pc, why would it be?
Warning:
It may be too feminine for some of you.
Warning:
It may be offensive at times
Remember
These are just x's and lines.
Warning:
There is nothing poetic about pc, Pussy Cat.
Warning:
I am offended too.
Warning:
I am not mad at anyone. Thanks for letting me read anyway.
Warning:
Is it spoken word, or 'broken word?'
Warning:
There is no chip on my shoulder, Chip.
Warning:
There is, however, a chip in my head.
Say 'hello' Chip.
"Hello."
Warning:
Is it spoken word, or 'broken girl?'
Warning:
Poetry as therapy
Is mental midgetry.
Warning:
Was that an off rhyme, or an offending rhyme?
Warning:
Everything rhymes with everything.
Warning:
Boys get broken too. (boo hoo hoo).
Warning:
Rimbaud's line was: "I
is an other,"
Not "I
against other."
Warning:
Poetry is not therapy.
Therapy is therapy.
Warning:
Who speaks more clearly:
Gertrude or Franken Stein?
Warning:
White guilt, Black power.
Can't we all just take a shower?
Warning:
Perhaps I'm a midget
and I just don't know it.